Having a Wayne's world moment. WHOOOA, man! Queen is bangin! (I am aware they never used that term.) So I am also extremely caffienated, right now. And, AND. I look a lot different than back in 05.

I still write. But I think most of the stuff on here from 05 is shit. At least, I could modify it. It needs sanding down, is what it needs.

I also love analogies. I am currently obsessed with them. I was watching mythbusters, and they were trying to "break in" to a place with a guard dog. They wanted to distract it. THe only way to distract him was to douse a rag in a bitch's pee. This is amusing. I wanna pee on Laurence and see if it turns him on.

Not really.

It's fuckin Friday, you know. Gorgeous day here at Goucher. I can't organize my thoughts, now. Too coffeed up. I believe they laced the coffee with cocaine. A likely story.

I wanna climb the beautiful magnolia tree outside, up to the forbidden balcony. And public safety will come along, and I think. I will pee on them. Maybe they'll be distracted.


I think I'm thinking of pee more because I need too. Coffee, you know.

Speaking of pee. Birth control pills are made out of pregnant horse pee.

I've gotta do some tie dyeing. More. I'm wearing overalls that I have tie dyed, then batiked over, then dyed red. They're magnificent. You all should see them. Maybe I'll take a photo and fuckin update. And maybe I'll put some of my better writings up. You know, I stopped using DA because I felt less need to be validated. I hope that empowers you, feeling like you validate me. Then I realized, that every day I wrote in my journal was a day I could be certain I existed. So I write in it a lot, and I can never keep up here. But I will now, I have more motivation. Oh, to be witty. Always a motivation on my part.